Hygiene

Good Idea – Cutting your own toe nails and letting her shave her vagina

Bad Idea – Letting her cut your toe nails while you shave her vagina

Worst Idea –  Taking any of Cosmo’s advice

Take Out

Good Idea:  Eating Take out Chinese

Bad Idea:  Taking out and then eating a Chinese

Worst Idea:  Eating the take out Chinese from within the Chinese you took out

Commodities

Good Idea: Having them

Bad Idea: Giving them away for free

Worst Idea: Pretending to have a lot of them and opening a legitimate business that then goes public with a huge campaign getting everyone interested in them. Slowly realizing that you don’t know where you put them after that weekend in Mexico. Trying to figure out how to recoup the millons of dollars you spent preparing to sell them. Poorly faking your death after an investigation has been started to figure out what they were. Moving to Tiajuana and realizing they were dead hooker parts.

Not that hooker parts aren’t a commodity.  I have four.

Mein Blog!

Good Idea: Writing a book of terrible ideas as a 16-year-old

Bad Idea: Generating more awful ideas and publishing them to the internet.

Worst Idea: Reincarnating Hitler and letting him start a blog about his (her?
) ideas.