Worlds Worst

"Bad Ideas" Aren't Good Enough

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Posted by wingjivehard on January 5, 2010

Good Idea: Having them

Bad Idea: Giving them away for free

Worst Idea: Pretending to have a lot of them and opening a legitimate business that then goes public with a huge campaign getting everyone interested in them. Slowly realizing that you don’t know where you put them after that weekend in Mexico. Trying to figure out how to recoup the millons of dollars you spent preparing to sell them. Poorly faking your death after an investigation has been started to figure out what they were. Moving to Tiajuana and realizing they were dead hooker parts.

Not that hooker parts aren’t a commodity.  I have four.

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