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Doctor House

Posted by christobub on January 6, 2010

A cool way to cure the flu.
Buy soup.
Make the soup.
Freeze the soup.
Cut the soup into squares.
Soup cubes!
Eat soup cubes!
They’re cool!

A gross way to cure the swine, flu.
Go to North Korea.
Contract the swine flu.
Kayak to Guam .
Buy a pig.
Have it made into soup.
Fly the soup to Antarctica for natural freezing.
Mail the soup back to your house.
Thaw the soup in your bathtub.
Take a hot shower.

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