Newsies
Posted by christobub on February 9, 2010
Good idea: reporting the news to your friends.
Bad idea: reporting your friends to INS.
Worst idea: reporting things like: “Obama called it snowmaggedon. That was after he looked out his back door and saw the south lawn, and DC, covered in white. Is mother nature trying to tell you something O bams?”
Editors note: racism is hilarious, unless you really mean it.
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tallrandy said
Blacks are afraid of snow because when it rains it turns into water, and they can’t swim.